"Dog!" "Woof!" "Fetch!" "Woof?" "I said 'fetch'." "Woof? Woof?" "Ugh." "Woof!" "Not the stick, dog." "Woof?" "My car." "Woof?....Woof!" "No, dog. Let the woman go." "Woof?" "This is ridicilous." "Woof..." "Maybe you're broken." "Woof?!" "Perhaps I need to return you." "Woof! Woof!" "No, don't hide under the couch." "Woof!" "Ok, I guess you can stay." "Woof." "I promise you won't have to go to the vet." "Woof!" "No, you can't have a girlfriend." "Wooooooooooooof!" "Because I don't have one either." "WOOF!" "What?" "Woof, woof, woof!!!" "What is it?" "Woof!" "Dog, don't chase down that car!" "Woof!" "Wait, that's MY car?!" "Woof!" "Wait here, I'll go and fetch it." "Woof!"
Continuation by Arnie1701
"Dammit, Padfoot! Get back, here!" "Woof!" "Seriously?! Did you just sniff that dog's...never mind, I don't wanna know." "Woof!" "Leave Crookshanks, alone!" "Woof!"