"Lords and Ladies of the sacred, ancient and wise body of the Wizengamot, I come before you as fellow to bring forth my grievance. A vile wrong has been committed at my expense and I won't be whole until the perpetrator has suffered tenfold of what I have suffered. I name Manrann the Coward as the guilty party in this affair. He has robbed me and my own of our dignity and brought shame to the name of my family. I put forward a motion that would see him beheaded, castrated, shot, poisoned, quartered and drowned. It would right the wrong and offer a quantum of solace to my distraught family. What say you, fellow lords and ladies of the sacred, ancient and wise body of the Wizengamot?"
"Lord Babi, we recognize your voice and hear your plight but we can not do what you demand. That's too similar to what muggles do. We can offer a few months in Azkaban and a daily ration of bonks."
"Fine. But I want two bonks an hour and no typewriter for Manrann at the least."
"Agreed." Bonk. "So mote it be."
Continuation by Arnie1701
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The Prisoner screamed his protest as he was led away in chains to Azkaban.
"I protest this inhumane treatment!"
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"I'LL KEEP WRI -- "
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"I'll BE BACK!"
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