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Dumbledore's 102 ways to be badass

Albus Dumbledore may seem like a senile old coot, but in reality he's the biggest badass out there.

So one day, when he realizes he's getting old (no shit sherlock) he resolves to take up an apprentice to pass down his awesome badassery to.

Enter Harry Potter.

I could see this being titled something like 'Dumbledore's 102 ways to be badass'