Harry gets a summons from Gringotts before 4th year and discovers he's (for some reason) the Heir to almost every magical family in England. As a result, Harry gets inundated with marriage contracts from the different families. Hermione wonders if she gets to be 'Lady Potter and...did Hedwig just turn into a GIRL!? Confused, Harry goes to France and meets a certain Veela. For some reason, the two get soul bonded. However; Harry still has to deal with the many marriage contracts coming his way...and does Harry create an unstoppable army of female assassins with all the various girls?
Shenanigans ensue...