Time for more crack: E-Sports AU Harry, Fleur, Katie, Ron and Hermione are the line up of the E-Sports team called Dumbledore’s army, who miraculously made it into the World Championship. They are noteworthy for having three female players and for having a couple in their line up, while most other teams are sausage fests. Everyone expects the Death Eaters, captained by Voldemort, to win their fifth title in a row. Unbeknownst to everyone, they rig the group drafts and abuse exploits to have the easiest possible group stage while ensuring that the best opponents eliminate each other. And because they won five times already, everyone thinks that they are good rather than cheating. So during group stage, the DA is flattened by the Death Eaters, but still make second place and therefore the main stage, where they get all the really good teams before eventually meeting the Death Eaters again, whom they can now defeat after the experience won against the truly skilled opponents (so you have the prophecy partially in there). Also, imagine Luna "Moongirl" Lovegood as E-Sports caster.